Thursday, December 25, 2008

MERRY & BRIGHT!!!!


MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL...


We hope that you all had a wonderful Christmas Day! We have been having a great time today and love the thrill that Christmas brings. I can say that this was one of the funnest and funniest Christmas' ever in our home. Santa was very clever this year and really "got" each of the kids. It was the best. Mom was good... they all had such a fun and different reaction to the gifts they received. We have a rule in our house that you can only lie on birthdays and Christmas. Well, I did a great job of lying this year and it was soooo worth it. The look on their faces as they each opened something that they were told was either: 1. NO where to be found and we'd have to wait to find it, or 2. out of stock, or 3. just plain sold out and couldn't be bought this year!!! was beyond PRICELESS!  Wonder what Christ thought about the gifts the wisemen brought to Him on that early morn in Bethlehem? Wonder if Mary and Joseph were ever so grateful for the thoughtful gifts they received? Must have been a glorious day when they all saw the gift that HF gave to each of us: His Son! Makes us all believe that we are worth it. Nice to know that He values us just as much as He values anyone. I love the holiday season and wish that every part of the year was just as special to us as this time is. 

This was my letter to Santa-do you think he liked it?

Dear Santa,

I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor and sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground.

I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze, but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music, a television that doesn't broadcast any programs containing talking animals, and a refrigerator with a secret compartment behind the crisper where I can hide to talk on the phone.

On the practical side, I could use a talking doll that says, 'Yes, Mommy' to boost my parental confidence, along with two kids who don't fight and three pairs of jeans that will zip all the way up without the use of power tools. I could also use a recording of Tibetan monks chanting 'Don't eat in the living room' and 'Take your hands off your brother,' because my voice seems to be just out of my children's hearing range and can only be heard by the dog. If it's too late to find any of these products, I'd settle for enough time to brush my teeth and comb my hair in the same morning, or the luxury of eating food warmer than room temperature without it being served in a Styrofoam container.

If you don't mind, I could also use a few Christmas miracles to brighten the holiday season. Would it be too much trouble to declare ketchup a vegetable? It will clear my conscience immensely. It would be helpful if you could coerce my children to help around the house without demanding payment as if they were the bosses of an organized crime family.
Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is calling and my son saw my feet under the laundry room door. I think he wants his crayon back.

Have a safe trip and remember to leave your wet boots by the door and come in and dry off so you don't catch cold. Help yourself to cookies on the table but don't eat too many or leave crumbs on the carpet.

Yours Always,
MOM

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